Please Mom, No E-Harmony . . .

How do you know when you may need help? Well, maybe it is when one of your children begs you, I mean begs you not try E-Harmony. Now, I am not single yet and even when I do become single I somehow doubt I will try E-Harmony. But after 5 seconds of reflection I had to ask . . . why, son, are you so against E-harmony? Apparently, his father had a date via E-harmony prior to meeting his current girlfriend, who we really like, and I am not sure how it went on the actual date, but for my son it was one of those “scarring” experiences of childhood. Apparently, (can you tell I work with lawyers?) when said date took place the kids were left with a babysitter and the sitter watched my two kiddos and the child of the “other woman”. During this date Andrew and the other child was goaded into fighting and then the other child apparently yielded some type of pipe and began to hit my lovely little boy. His sister, aka She-rah Princess of Power, came to his rescue. Therefore I have sworn off E-Harmony! Not for my own benefit, but for the benefit of my children. I will also swear off Cool River and any place that still allows smoking.