Well . . . a few blogs back I wrote about dating tips for me . . . and at that time, early January, I honestly thought an attempted mauling in the parking lot was probably about as bad as a “first date” could get. Boy, was I wrong.
I signed back up on Match.com because, in all honesty, I just don’t go out anywhere to meet single people. I have my kiddos with me the majority of the time so we do a lot of family things and all of my friends are married and apparently, so are all of their friends. So, I thought wheat the hell . . .I will give it another try.
Now, I met a really nice guy but found out he is not divorced . . in fact he was not even close to being divorced. He had only been separated from his wife a month at best . . so I passed on that lovely situation.
Then, I met the marine. The few, the proud the angry, resentful and bitter. OMG! Right off the bat the guy starts asking me if I am into “anal” . . really? Let me answer this with a big HELL NO! Then the next day when I do not answer his text within 15 minutes, he starts throwing a little texting temper tantrum . . to which I do not respond because my kids are with me and really, at this point I am somewhat disturbed. So, finally, I call him and told him I did not think it would be a good idea for us to see each other – EVER AGAIN and not to call me. And to his credit, he did not call but he has blown up my phone with text messages that contain vulgarity that would make a sailor blush. However I believe he has given up – thank God.
Finally, this past weekend I was invited out for a drink or the opportunity to “burn one” with a seemingly nice gentleman. I am not a judgmental personal and if you want to burn one, go right ahead, but I think I will sit out.
So, needless to say I will not ever, EVER, go back on match.com. And it is possible I need to work on my vibe that I am throwing out – because I do not want to be giving out the “anal pot smoker” vibe. I would rather give off the – I am nice, stable and not crazy vibe . . .
