So I wake up at 2:13 am on Saturday morning . . . but what woke me up? As I lay there trying to go back to sleep I hear it . . the sound that woke me. “BEEP”!!!! Or course, one of the smoke detectors obviously has a battery that is going dead. Really? At 2:13? It cannot go out at 2:00 in the afternoon . . . I am somewhat vertically challenged so I head down stairs to the garage and get the ladder, find a new battery (that I keep for just such occasions) and head back upstairs. I change the stupid “bleeping” battery and put up the ladder and get back in bed. Then I start to think . . . what other things always seem to present themselves at times that are not great . . . or that would have been better to know beforehand.
1. That “R” rating on the movie was for more than the occasional dropping of the “F Bomb”
2. Oops, there is no toilet paper within reach when you really need it.
3. Your son or someone else has left the toilet seat up and you have already been seated
4. The person cutting your hair has NEVER even touched naturally curly hair before.
5. The couple you have invited over for dinner are vegans - as you set a plate of steak on the table
6. Your significant other has a fetish for strippers
7. That cute bunny tattoo on your bikini line will look like a Great Dane during pregnancy and a blob after you give birth
8. Your high school basketball coach is/was a pedophile
9. The milk has gone bad
10. The county you have moved to is DRY . . . Yes, I said Dry. Won’t make that mistake again.
If you can think of other things, I would love to hear of them.
No comments:
Post a Comment